Killer, Lover, Pokemon Master...
This is a Professional Wrestling blog.
It’s such a strain to go more than 1 minute.
And I can’t find my glasses.
And it is giving me a headache.
But it can’t be helped when you live in the Danger Zone, yeah!
HISTORY BECKONS THE MACHO MAN
I have a good feeling about the performance tonight. OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH
I’ll be cutting Randy Savage cocain lines and then going Taker on niggas when I take them off.
Or Jimmy Jacobs. You decide.
I think biker Taker could work if I wore a bandanna like Macho.
I was in hot topic buying guyliner and I saw 2 different Ultimate Warrior shirts in clearance. But I decided 11 bucks is still far too much money for me to pretend to like Ultimate Warrior, even ironically.
They also had a Nexus shirt, but I didn’t have 19 dollars to blow.
Luckily, I found a 5 dollar pair of ugly purple/black rap around sunglasses that will suffice for some minor machoman work, but I still wont be able to get the materials together in time. Still, it’s a start. Maybe New Years.