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Dec. 23, 11

09:25 PM

Was there just a General Rection reference on WWE TV?

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Dec. 11, 11

01:19 PM

There’s a child like glee I still get from watching Ric Flair just rip Eric Bischoff apart.

and then Macho Man saves the day.

Bobby Heenan: “I think we’ve got a new boss!”

What a moment. The only low part is Konnan trying to get more facetime. Seriously, Konnan, could you just pick a side and stick with it?

It was nice to see the Horsemen win a battle over the nWo once in awhile.

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Dec. 10, 11

10:37 AM

So here’s my favorite part of the big Hogan/Goldberg Nitro match

Goldberg does his entrance thing, and this was still when he was cool. Crowd is losing their shit. Goldberg has his coolest entrance ever that would have his head pop in and out of vision through the smoke and sparks. It’s a genuinely cool moment.

Then Hogan comes out, strumming the belt. Still cool.

Then Hogan pulls the camera in close and goes “I…AM GONNA KICK…GOLDBERGS……….BUTT!” Like. He thought about it. It was just the corniest thing and I loved it because it means I can still enjoy the match ironically. I can never take Hollywood seriously.

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Dec. 09, 11

01:29 PM

Time to queue up a lot of Raven promos and start my research project.

weaseling wrestling into my school work like a pro.

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Sep. 29, 11

09:02 PM

Botchlog’s Top 10 Favourite Wrestlers of All Time

botchlog:

I grew up with WWF only. No WCW was ever viewed on my television as a kid, or a youth. The only things I knew of WCW came from WCW vs NWO on the N64. To me, AKI Man was on the paid roster.

And now I know more about the guys and where they were and who they were etc, so I’m really trying to pick out the wrestlers from my childhood based on how I viewed them then, and weigh that up to the guys I’d pick now and how I feel about them presently. It’s damn hard, probably impossible, to do objectively, but the following is the top guys, in order, that shaped my view of wrestling as entertainment, art and drama.

Honourable Mentions: The APA, Essa Rios, Steve Blackman and Tajiri.

[EDIT: #8 swapped with #5 due to planning error]

10. Rowdy Roddy Piper

This is an odd one to start with, as it’s a recent addition (just this minute) that just knocked Tajiri off of the Top 10 line-up. The majority of the guys on this list are from the 2000 WWF roster, as that was the time I was at my peak viewing experience as a kid. It was the time I was playing all the games (a tradition I continued on even after I stopped watching and all the way up to this day) and it was at the point of the heightened excitement from the visual stimuli of watching dudes getting clotheslined, chairs getting swung and Crash Holly getting two shades of shit kicked out of him every week. And yet, Roddy. He is the dude I see now and think “Holy hell if I was born just a few years earlier I could have been watching this guy!” I’ve watched his matches, his feuds, his promos, his Pits, just to catch up on all the years of adulation, admiration, Scottish patriotism and seething hatred for his theme song that I am 100% positive I would have felt in powerful waves if I was typing this a 30 year old man, and not this nubile 22 year old I sit here now.

9. Booker T

Like I said, I knew fuck all about WCW. I knew one thing, though. Booker T was the coolest motherfucker in wrestling. The strength of my resolve when arguing with my WCW friend whilst defending my Federation was matched only by my jealousy that this douchebag got to watch Booker every week. When we pretended to be wrestlers, I would be T. I even remember doing the dance and singing the music and going “SUCKAAAAA” and everything. (Damn I was so white, must’ve been hilarious to see, up until the point my mate speared the little kid in the street so hard he left a giant 2 foot skidmark with the kids skull in the earth. Hahaaa… good times.)

Then the invasion happened, and I won every time from then on.

8. Undertaker

He holds three of my top favourite matches of all time, vs Michaels I & II and vsJeff Hardy on RAW in a ladder match. To Jeff’s credit, most of that is due to his part in the tale, but Taker is Taker so you’ll know why he’s here based on the legacy of the Michaels matches. I should note that Biker Taker is one of my least favourite characters in wrestling, and if I ever do a Top 10 Least Favourite Wrestlers, he’d probably be number 5 in that too. But despite hating him while he was the American Badass, I still love him for being a complete badass in his own right.

7. D-Lo Brown

I honstely don’t know why. Probably the music, maybe the finisher, but I like to think it was his swagger. That, and my affiliation with mid-carders at that age greatly reflected the early stages of counter-culture, anti-establishment non-conformity and D-Lo fit that well for me. Or maybe he was just my Booker T.

6. The Dudley Boys

These guys MADE the TLC tag-team feud era. There was no doubt in my mind then, there’s no doubt in my mind now. The power these guys exerted over the other teams was palpable, phenomenal. They had tables, and the knew how to absolutely destroy suckas, without a question. They didn’t need to talk, they didn’t need to flipedy flip, they could just rip people apart because they wanted to, and I loved that. I still do. Some of my favourite matches to rewatch are Dudley Boys matches, particularly PPVs were some poor tag are fed to them for the month. It didn’t even matter if they lost, they almost always won in the end, even if it was only to them and their like-minded fans. They were mental, and we wanted to be mental. Plus, Bubba is the greatest taker of bumps I’ve ever seen.

5. Mankind

I can’t remember, but I believe I missed the Taker Hell in a Cell experience as it happened. I knew about it, lord knows the E have utilised that footage well since then like an old arthritic donkey in Blackpool, so I still had that admiration for the guy who lived from that fall. (Then Shane McMahon and Steve Blackman and Jeff Hardy did stuff from jumping from high places so his kind of fell to the wayside in my tiny child mind). But the thing I loved most about Mankind was that he was a chubby, chubby fellow. His fat ass in those grey sweat pants will always be the strongest memory of Mick Foley that I will retain, I reckon. This guy could wrestle in full street clothing, carrying a fat ass around, and be entertaining for full matches WITHOUT having to play up to the fatness like its a gimmick he grew himself with chips and chips (a little US/UK crossover joke there). I loved that, even when I was wee. Plus the fucker can cut a promo, and that music!

4. Rikishi

My favourite style of wrestling offence is Somoan Wrestling, with the drops and the heavy strikes and the giant men flying through the air like jumbo jets. It’s pure, physical visual feedback. The canvas would compress and bounce as the tiny man’s chest retracts under the (usually) jiggling mass that decided to land on top of it. It all feels so good to watch. Add a cool, natural personality, genuine likability and the ability to leap from cages, and you’ve got one of the smoothest wrestling personalities I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching. Oh, and we’ll forgive him for running over Austin. He did it for The Rock.

3. CM Punk

Rarely does a wrestler actually teach you something, let alone at such an advanced age. But Punk has taught me in the past two years that if you work at something so hard you are physically torn apart from it like your matter is separating from the sheer fucking passion you feel, then you can excel to levels of human ability that I would assume is held only by astronauts and Jamaicans. To bring up the straight-edge thing is a little redundant, thanks to the children of America fuckin’ it up for you guys (which I do sympathise with), as in the UK it isn’t so much of a movement as it is a basic awareness. Sure there are probably pockets of it, but it isn’t a cult. I don’t drink, do drugs, smoke, or drink coffee or energy drinks. Some of those aren’t “straight-edge”, and my purposes stem from a realisation that I don’t need them, rather than don’t want them. Everyone can do what they want, ain’t no biggie. And sometimes it’s nice to be offered. So I’m cool with whatever everyone decides to do, it’s not a tribal gang mentality to me, purely personal.

However, the reason I bring it up is because I admire Punk’s strength in his beliefs as much as I admire his passion, and very much for the same reasons. It’s his mental and physical prowess and ability to connect the two to create one functioning human fucking being that I love so much. Plus the cunt can wrestle so props and shit to that too I guess.

2. William Regal

When I was younger I was patriotic. No, scratch that, I was only ever patriotic when it was on US television. Any time a US show mentioned Britain (or better yet, Scotland) I and a lot of the kids in this country usually go a little mad, grabbing our parents by the sleeve, pointing at the screen yelling “THEY KNOW WE EXIST MOMMA! MAYBE THEY CAN SEND HELP!” So then I was attracted to Regal’s character for being British, and people hating him for just that reason. However, now, I love him for being the one guy who, if he had to, could teach the entire world how to be a humble person. Then he’d teach them how to dislocate someone’s spine with their knees. The best wrestler ever, and the best person in wrestling. 10/10.

1. Rhyno

Okay I don’t know why. Well I do a little. It’s like the Dudley Boys and Rikishi combined. It’s visual feedback. When he wrecks someone with that little, stout, wrecking-ball shaped body it feels like he’s breaking down the walls of your house. It feels like he’s breaking bricks across your ribcage. It feels like all the testosterone in that tiny, adolescent male carcass you’re carrying around is suddenly burst to life with a shockwave of thunder, and all you can do is just clench your fists and get all wriggly in your seat. And that’ll just be his from his entrance.

The Gore is the greatest finisher in wrestling history. Edge can take that wimpy little waist hug and fuck off. The Gore will break your mother in half and fuck her ashes while Edge is still gurning and tugging at his goldilocks in the corner like a paedo with dandruff.

Rhino is feedback personified, and if anyone has ever made me *feel* the moves performed, it’s him.

Reblogging Rhyno Appreciation

(Source: botchlog)

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Sep. 23, 11

04:45 PM

Fair to Flair: Mark Henry has finally arrived

fairtoflair:

After fifteen years of floundering, failure, and general misuse, Mark Henry has found the pair of boots that he was destined to fill all along. He’s the monster.1 He’s the monster because he did what other monsters have only talked about and got rid of the other monsters. He took out Big…

Hey guys. Look what I did!

(Source: fairtoflair)

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Sep. 21, 11

12:31 PM

the-bloody-heartland:

I really like Vultures you guys.

I do.

the-bloody-heartland:

I really like Vultures you guys.

I do.

(Source: the-old-bloody-heartland)

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Aug. 25, 11

11:50 AM

Finally watching last week’s impact.

Could somebody explain the Kurt Angle thing to me in a way that doesn’t sound fucking stupid?

Hear me out.  Kurt’s goal is to take out all these young guys, which would cut the roster to a fairly small amount of people.  Ultimately limiting his competition and probably causing the company to collapse with lack of variety.  Is that what Kurt wants?

Think of it like, the nWo.  The nWo wanted to take over WCW and destroy everyone that wasn’t on their side.  Okay.  Then what?  Do they get their own show finally?  Do nWo guys start wrestling one another?  But they’re all still friends and part of the nWo?  Does the nWo sprout meta-factions?  Does everybody wrestle in the same shirts?  It’s just silly.  Kurt Angle has always been about feeding off competition, and if he kills everybody then he isn’t champion of anything anymore.  That sort of thing works for psychos like Kane who could give a fuck what happens, but not for Kurt Angle.  Especially when he’s teaming with the guy teaming with the guy who married his ex wife and feuded with him for 8 months.  

Oh, here comes Sting, fuck he’s crazy.

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Aug. 22, 11

08:00 PM

tomwatcheswrestling:

Welp.

dat heat

tomwatcheswrestling:

Welp.

dat heat

(Source: tomwatcheswrestling)

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Aug. 15, 11

09:35 PM

droptoehold:

Kevin Nash as “Oz” - WCW 1991
Oz wasn’t just a funny nickname.  Big Sexy was actually supposed to be the powerful “sorcerer” from The Wizard of Oz.
Wrestling is fun.

Don’t forget about the Grand Oh Shit Here Comes A Pissed Eon Simmons Great Wizard!

droptoehold:

Kevin Nash as “Oz” - WCW 1991

Oz wasn’t just a funny nickname.  Big Sexy was actually supposed to be the powerful “sorcerer” from The Wizard of Oz.

Wrestling is fun.

Don’t forget about the Grand Oh Shit Here Comes A Pissed Eon Simmons Great Wizard!

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Aug. 10, 11

11:03 AM

Wrestlespective: Main Event podcasts

wrestlespective:

In case you haven’t noticed, the focus of Wrestlespective Radio has shifted largely to reviewing main events of wrestling pay-per-views. I enjoy this greatly, and as long as listeners do as well, then I will keep doing it. (I’ll leave the bulk of the interviewing to stalwarts like K Sawyer Paul and

Officially demanding that I be apart of this.

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Aug. 02, 11

10:58 PM

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Jul. 07, 11

01:16 AM

I appears I have a new blog to love.

I appears I have a new blog to love.

(Source: welovegooglyeyes)

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May. 28, 11

06:16 PM

droptoehold:

The Very Best of WCW Monday Nitro Cover
That WWE logo on the front and the side is so strange looking, but I cannot wait for the release date.
C’mon, June 7th!


Why is this not available for preorder yet?
Booo.
In other news, Ryder’s shirt has been re stocked in medium…oh I kind of want.
(In other other news, the 2nd Nexus shirt is down to 8 dollars ;-;)

droptoehold:

The Very Best of WCW Monday Nitro Cover

That WWE logo on the front and the side is so strange looking, but I cannot wait for the release date.

C’mon, June 7th!

Why is this not available for preorder yet?

Booo.

In other news, Ryder’s shirt has been re stocked in medium…oh I kind of want.

(In other other news, the 2nd Nexus shirt is down to 8 dollars ;-;)

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May. 06, 11

09:24 PM

Can we get rid of this filter shit for Sin Cara?

The lighting.  It’s kinda cool but I can’t see it lasting too long.

It reeks of Glacier.

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