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-The Cleaner
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY FOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
The Funker tells a story about his life on the farm, Raven absolutely murders me with some great puns, and Sandman displays his great laugh.
Had me in tears.
Raven and Terry Funk are two very special people.
Two very raw, very complex individuals. Even when they’re just screaming at each other.
Probably already posted this.
“I DON’T NEED ANY GOD DAMN MUSIC.”
First thing I do is make the NWA World title and then have a match for the vacant belt between Vader and Terry Funk. 2 out or 3 falls. Vader wins the first fal in 14 with a short arm lariat, than the second one in 7 with a powerbomb. Terry put up a fight to be sure.
Now Vader is defending against Curry Man. I would mark everywhere if he won, but it’s not looking good.
Guy is just vicious. Watching him and Terry Funk go at it, and it’s nothing fancy as you can imagine.
Which reminds me, I need to get my hands on a Funk fan dvd.
thesquaredcircle answered your question: Tickets have been got!
I would ask her to put you out with a triangle choke
My Lady already doesn’t like Beth as it is, and while I would totally risk brain damage for my favorite wrestlers, I think it would upset her.
I think I could get away with asking Funk to give me a punch to the face though.
Best Legends list ever. even if Lex Luger will be in it.
Fuck I am excited to be the fuck out of everyone with Terry. I am going to make a Road Dogg CAW and then hit him with a left hook that knocks his dick stiff.
Also, why is Paul Bearer in it and not Armdragon?
This match would have been better if ROH commentary didn’t suck total dick. One of them, I forget his name, always sounds like Jerry Seinfeld with a sore throat when he calls, they both seem to be play by play, which is boring, and they forgot to sell Punk using Funk’s spinning toe hold the first time. They did later, but it of course meant less then.
And the commentary is always too loud and too often, which fucks it up for matches with guys like Funk and Punk who talk a lot in the ring and use that talking to get the match over. Nice match though. Would have liked more Funk left handed bombs, but, Punk is too cute for that I guess.