May the Lord smile...and the Devil have mercy

“You damn right who the hell does he thing he (Sting) is, he’s never been trending on Twitter!”

fuck I love Bully Ray.  Everyone is jealous of his trending on twitter.

Calves and Abs.

I have a very bad feeling

that Jeff Hardy is going to win the championship back at Victory Road.

 

This might be the laziest Monsters Ball match I’ve ever seen

that board almost going into the crowd was a little scary though.  

I know Bully can do good garbage.  That match with AJ months back was pretty fun.  This is just lazy bringing stuff out, not using it and punch walking.

And tacks, now.

EDIT: Cheese grater to the nuts.  Not cool.

Ion does a big corkscrew flip

misses A Double and Kash almost completely and splats on the mat on the outside.

That was really not smart and shitty.

Starting Genesis before I go to Swamp Con

watching it dressed as a super hero while I eat lance crackers

Right there is why I hate Tenay and Taz

Tenay says it’s a “mixed tag”.  I know what he’s getting at, one of the combatants has a vagina.  Still.

Then, Taz chimes in that it isn’t a mixed tag because ODB “isn’t a lady”, which is problematic for a couple reasons.  Either ODB is not a lady and Taz means that you have to be lady like in order to really count as a woman, or he’s saying that ODB has a penis and that it somehow makes her bad or strange in some way.

When the larger point is, is that IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF ITS A MIXED TAG OR NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST SAY ITS A FUCKING TAG MATCH BECAUSE ITS 4 WRESTLERS HAVING A MATCH AND YOU CAN JUST FUCKING CALL IT A TAG MATCH YOU JACKASSES.

TNA: Where Wrestling Matters, unless you’re too small or don’t have a cock.

And Anarchia gets the ball shot, even though he just treated ODB like any other wrestler.  Not that I think his char was motivated by respect for ODB as a wrestler, he was probably going for the whole “blargh I’m a dick fuck women I’m gonna win” but it still should have been Shannon Moore, who needed to come and save ODB so she could win in the first place with his “WHY WOULD YOU BODY SLAM A WOMAN WHO GOT INTO THE RING WITH YOU AND AGREED TO HAVE THIS MATCH AND TAKES HERSELF SERIOUSLY WAH”

You know what, fuck ODB.  Send Shannon to Death Rey.

Who thought it would be a good idea to let Shannon Moore talk?

And ooooh the poor women.  Jesus, Shannon, your down home good natured well meaning misogyny is not appreciated, and I hope ODB steps on your god damn nuts.

How is impact not over yet?

Jesus, it feels like it’s been on all night.

Oh hey Kaz

I assume he was on last week.  I haven’t seen him in awhile before that.  

I guess he has been out coming his hair.

What’s that new hand gesture Kaz was trying to get over?  Let’s just take a break from all the gang signs.  

After whipping Jeff for what he did, if they want to make him a credible threat for the title, they need someone like Sting to say “I trust Jeff. I like Jeff. I’m giving Jeff a second chance.” I like it.

Oh no, I know why it’s happening, and I certainly agree with the build because you can’t just phone it in, I’m just not pleased with Jeff Hardy doing anything other than Going Away And Never Ever Coming Back.  

Also, this shopTNA xmas commercial is a little fucked.  The “ho ho ho” stuff probably wasn’t needed.

Oh, RVD and Daniels are teaming, sure this is going to end well!

I thought this was part of a wild card tournament for the tag titles. I guess not. Anyway, I like Roode and Bully Ray a lot. So I’m all for it.

Oh, absolutely I agree totally.

Oh, Sting is wearing a Jeff Hardy shirt.  I’m going to be fucking sick.

And Joker Sting is back I guess.  I guess this calls for more paint analysis from me and KSP.

All I want for Christmas is for Jeff Hardy to be rocketed into the Sun.

I liked that Iron Man

Told a good story I think.

However, the lack of Sudden Death is a little random.

Why can I do my make up better than Mickie James?

Jesus christ, did she do it on a dirty bus?

Oh good, a TV title defense on ppv.