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So fucking happy right now.
Fair to Flair: Mark Henry has finally arrived
After fifteen years of floundering, failure, and general misuse, Mark Henry has found the pair of boots that he was destined to fill all along. He’s the monster.1 He’s the monster because he did what other monsters have only talked about and got rid of the other monsters. He took out Big…
Hey guys. Look what I did!
Scott Keith, on Henry's attack on Ross and Lawler
This was some good, old school heel heat the likes of which we haven’t seen in years. However, the rematch in two weeks kind of kills the natural progression of the story, because you really need at least a few weeks of Orton questioning himself and wondering if he can beat the monster.
Good to know Garcian is on the right track.
And I think it works on a level of Orton not having enough time to prepare for an even tougher contest against the man he can’t beat right now. Weeks of Orton questioning himself would seem silly since he has RKO’ed the bejeezus out of Henry in the past. He can’t stop what’s coming and that should be terrifying.
Oh, and surprise, I don’t agree completely with Scott. The bit after this about “buys” was as laughable as ever. Mark Henry will put my butt in that seat, I assure you. And it shouldn’t be “I want to see the tough monster bad guy get his ass kicked”, that’s for those “chickenshit heels” you are deriding earlier. It should be “I want to see the good guy overcome”. They stuck it in the middle of the show because they wanted you to think about what Mark Henry did for the rest of the show every time you see the broken table and every time you remember that you are no longer hearing the voices of Jim Ross and The King.
At least he’s not giving star rating for non-match segments.
I’ve been away.
I haven’t been watching wrestling.
I’ve been reading batman.
Wrestling has never left my heart.
Randy Orton should dress as Batman.
For now enjoy your oily champion. Now is the time for CenTon title unification/butt fucking fan fiction.
Poor Christian indeed. Article almost done. Should be up before the end of tomorrow.
OKAY. Now I’m pissed.
It seems that someone is craving for attention. Despite Randy being mum about the whole ‘borrowing of finishers’ thing, Kurt decided to open his mouth (or in this case, type on his twitter) and mention Randy again.
Stop being a bitch Kurt, Randy’s not buying it. If you’re so into him, maybe you should just go ask him out yourself. The need for attention is getting quite irritating.
Kurt has said he wants to retire in TNA.
I hope that’s not the case, I hope he comes back to WWE and has one last match with Randy Orton.
See, when Kurt gets back, he’ll find shit in his gym bag.
Then Kurt embarrasses Randy in the ring again.
Ok, really, Randy should just probably be the better man and not say shit. Something about being in TNA just makes an ass out of people on Twitter, (Borash, Hogan, Juff, Dixie).
Ok, seriously, Angle, I love you, but that’s fucking petty.
Also, Hebner, its win by pin only, do not do standing ten counts you fucking moron.
Oh hello Randy.
(Really proud with how unsexy this turned out by the way. Took a couple takes).
I guess his style has never really bored me.
But I get your point, there was some dry wrestling back then.
And Im not saying I wouldn’t mind it if his pace quickened a little but I don’t think it’s THAT bad but that’s just me, I suppose.
No, I dont want to say Orton is shit, if I ever do then I’m speaking in hyperbole because I’m a clown blog. But he does bore me on the whole. He has the elements, I know he does, but the things he does have to have purpose. Like when Brody kicks people, and he does that a lot in a match, but he makes just one kick special and changes the complexity of a match. A good “old school” wrestler isn’t always about what you do, usually it’s basic stuff, it’s how you do it. Randy has a nice looking basic moveset, but he has to arrange it all and execute in a way that is interesting to me.
But I could be full of shit.