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Dec. 20, 11

01:24 PM

Still my favorite

Still my favorite

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Aug. 24, 11

12:43 PM



Get this man some help, I’m actually concerned.

jesus, what the fuck is wrong with this dude?

I liked the random Dusty DVD.

I liked the unused Swiffer sitting next to the giant mess.

In any event, this video needed more grapes.

Best case scenario: this is Matt Hardy working another weird attempt at publicity, trying to make the best of his newsworthy accident.  Maybe he’ll star in Paranormal Activity 4.

(Source: darrenscolfer)

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Aug. 22, 11

01:01 PM

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12:57 PM

My best advice for Matt now.

My best advice for Matt now.

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12:44 PM

“When the side windows glass smashed into my face, arms, & neck, some of the blood that did felt almost angelic. I went from being afraid to die to feeling like I was almost being reborn with some sort of an ABSOLUTE PURE LIFE-FORCE. It was the most amazing thing I’ve every experience, I felt like I’d just received the blood of an angel flowing inside me-I know this sounds crazy! Due to these, I only have urges to help people. And miraculously, all my vices are gone."

Matt Hardy on his recent car accident/arrest/firing

And just like that, all his vices are gone. Yup, that’s how it works.

(via droptoehold)

I thought he had no vices?  Is lying still one of his vices?

Also, can’t wait for the video where he tells us that he’s in the best shape of his life.  Do they serve grapes in hospitals?

(via droptoehold)

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11:03 AM


What da fuck is this shit? He has the Kane eyes! Not even Kane has the Kane eyes! 


What da fuck is this shit? He has the Kane eyes! Not even Kane has the Kane eyes! 

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Aug. 21, 11

08:54 AM

Seems relevant to me.  Goodnight Sweet Matt Hardy!  Again!  Maybe you’ll stay dead this time.

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Aug. 11, 11

02:18 PM

I wont say a hero, ‘cause what’s a hero?

Watching all of this Jeff Hardy reminds me off all the stupid things he was saying and doing just 9 months or so ago.

Then I think about where everybody is now.  Matt and Jeff aren’t on tv and CM Punk is about to headline one of the biggest WWE ppvs as the WWE champion with one of the biggest stars of all time in John Cena.

I feel that the last time we see CM Punk, when the time comes that he finally disappears into the Chicago night for good, it will be in a way appropriate for him.  Either getting his comeuppance or receiving the respect he deserves in some fashion.  Whatever it may be, it will certainly be better than the last we saw of Matt teaming with Chris Harris or Jeff Hardy at Victory Road.

This isn’t a petty post, this isn’t a ‘let’s all laugh at the Hardys again’ joke, but I think there is something to be said about people that make the right decisions in their lives.  And that isn’t a statement on drug use, it’s a statement on life.  

But who knows, maybe the Hardys did make the best decisions for themselves.  Maybe it’s best that they got away, even in shame and embarrassment.  We’ll see.

In all, it’s nice to see people like Punk that worked hard and stuck it out eventually getting what they want.  Especially in a world of Hardy Boys and people like them.  What is happening now is a validation of the decisions Punk has made in his life.  He stayed true to himself and was a success by being himself, for better or worse.  It is an inspiration to people like me that want to do things in their own way.  Jeff Hardy also was a success with his own approach to life and to a significantly lesser extent, Matt, but then something happened.  

I don’t think we’ll have to say the same thing about CM Punk.  I don’t think we’ll ever get a “Where are they now?” article about CM Punk.  I don’t think CM Punk will be opening car dealerships or doing rent a center commercials.  I don’t think CM Punk will make a series of unapologetic embarrassing public displays.  I think CM Punk is someone we can hang out hats on.  

There is a risk in proclaiming a wrestler as your favorite.  It takes a piece of your heart.  It makes what happens to them later all the more difficult.  I think what is great about guys like CM Punk is that we don’t have to worry about all that.  He may hurt our feelings, but we will never have to be apologist for him or for liking him.  In that respect, he’s a lot like John Cena.  

I think WWE is done with paper heroes like Jeff Hardy, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, etc.  All of those guys have let their fans down in a lot of ways.  Shawn Michaels used to be that guy.  We have champions now that might finally kill the saying that you should never meet your heroes.  We have heroes we can proudly claim allegiance to.

And so I apologize to the people that had a hero in the Hardys and have to hold your hand over your face during every ridiculous youtube video.  I apologize to the people that had a hero in Randy Orton and have to cover your ears when he goes on an ill advised verbal bowl movement.

There are heroes.  But sometimes there’s a man…sometimes there’s a man.  

My hero is CM Punk.

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Mar. 24, 11

04:49 PM

 justinpoole replied to your post:What tactical advantage do cargo pants off Matt Hardy in the ring?

Wish he’d go back to those tights he wore during his last wwe heel run

Yeah, those Kingdom Hearts tights were pretty baller.  He has no pockets to carry extra food at least.

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04:43 PM

What tactical advantage do cargo pants off Matt Hardy in the ring?

Botchlog should say something funny about this.

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Jan. 31, 11

02:42 AM

What in the blue hell is happening here.

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Jan. 16, 11

04:28 PM

Matt Hardy v Val Venis will be feud of 2011.  Mark my words.

What is a cool ass?

Why does the amount of twitter followers mean anything?

Why do people wear hoodies indoors?

Why is Matt so mad all the time?

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Dec. 08, 10

03:43 PM

"I do know that he [CM Punk] is very dramatic and very emotional".

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Dec. 02, 10

05:39 PM

 xshineyxdiverx replied to your link: So it seems MVP asked for his own release.

To bad we can’t hear (at least for now) WE BALLIN’… STRAIGHT UP BALLIN’! I actually liked that. It’s funny how MVP can ask for his release and get it, yet Matt can’t.

I’d be willing to bet that MVP was far more professional about getting his release than Matt was.

I like MVP too.  I hate the playmaker, but when he was hot, he was hot, he was a hard worker when he wanted to be, (maybe not a great one, but a hard worker all the same) and somehow managed to get over again after that losing streak thing.

I’m not sure what he means by wanting to get international.  If it means wrestling around the world, I’m all for it.  More people need that experience in their careers, it makes you a better wrestler.  But he could just as easily be trying to do some other career path, which I could get behind as long as it doesn’t involve him dressing as a tooth fairy.

 thebritishreview replied to your link:So it seems MVP asked for his own release.

MVP was a good wrestler. But we’ll see what he gets up too. Best of luck, MVP!

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Nov. 24, 10

10:54 AM



Drugged Jeff Hardy shoots on CM Punk

With guest appearance by Eatin’ Matt Hardy


Reblogging because I’m still raging.

I’d do a point by point on why every single second of this video is fucking stupid, but I’m not sure my body is ready.

Also, Matt, seriously.  You might as well have a vagina at this point if you’re “that guy” that she calls.  She’s not even following you on twitter.

I just don’t like either of them.  Who can blame me at this point?

(Source: droptoehold, via hulkstillrules)

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