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Jan. 18, 11

02:40 AM

I’m going to bed.

I just spent the last hour jumping through 100 billion flaming hoops trying to get this PS2 emulator going so I can play Fire Pro on it and download edit packs and then look at the contents on there and then make them myself in my PS2 copy of the game.

This is because I have no AR MAX and don’t want to spend 40 dollars on a fantasy fed.

And then I need the BIOS for the game.  Which I can’t attain legally, even though I own the game, because I don’t have the required equipment to transfer it.

So I’ll have to do something else.  Of course, I would never do something illegal.

I can’t not do something illegal on campus, so I can’t right now.  

TL;DR: I’m pissed I have to do this much work just so I can get some CPU logic for a fantasy fed that 1 person reads.

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Nov. 29, 10

06:55 PM

Looks like the end of the serving line for Curry Man

Big Boot, Chokeslam, and Gorilla Press.

Looks like Curry Man is done for.

NO WAIT, A SLAM.

DANCE.

SPICY WHIP!

NASH REVERSES OFF THE ROPES!  OH SHIT.

JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!

NEW CHAMPIONS!  

40 minutes that saw a bloody AJ and mangled Curry Man come up short on an impressive effort.

Permalink | Tags: Fire Pro Wrestling Returns Kevin Nash Curry Man AJ Styles Scott Hall

06:45 PM

  1.  ringsidereview replied to your post: Tag Title Tour.
    Bull Buchanan? Why?
    block
  2.  kayfabe replied to your post: Tag Title Tour.
    I’m down with the brown.

Bull and D’Lo tagged together in NOAH and won the straps.

Anyway, they had a 40 minute war with the outsiders that ended when Bull got counted out after Nash powerbombed the shit out of him at ringside.  20 count too.

The title match is elimination.  AJ got beat with a razors edge in 25, and now it’s just Curry Man trying to pull a miracle.  Will his Hot Spicyness prevail?

Permalink | Tags: Fire Pro Wrestling Returns

12:57 AM

BRODY DID IT

11 MINUTES OF BACK AND FORTH EDGE OF MY CHAIR ACTION.

Brody smartened up, worked Vader’s leg, and then put him out of his misery with a knee drop.  BRODY FOREVER.

I KNOW OFFICIALLY LOVE THIS GAME, BECAUSE I JUST SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS MARKING MY BALLS OFF.

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Nov. 28, 10

09:56 PM

 hoarr replied to your post: Fire Pro

I couldn’t play that PS2 version. I could never get the timing down, for some reason. The GBA and SNES FirePro games were the ones I loved.

I have heard of that difficulty, but I feel this one is good too.  Did you try messing with the game speed?

 ringsidereview replied to your post: 2.9’S EVERYWHERE

2.9s were the best part of that game after the customization. Good fucking times. Also, there was a taunt where the guy danced from side to side that never failed to make me life.

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09:37 PM

Fire Pro

First thing I do is make the NWA World title and then have a match for the vacant belt between Vader and Terry Funk.  2 out or 3 falls.  Vader wins the first fal in 14 with a short arm lariat, than the second one in 7 with a powerbomb.  Terry put up a fight to be sure.

Now Vader is defending against Curry Man.  I would mark everywhere if he won, but it’s not looking good.

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