I feel bad that I can’t live blog with you guys

But I’ll have you all know that I marked as much as I could in the pure silence of my film analysis class when Kharma came out.

Also, for when Ziggler almost won the title.

And when Bryan retained.

Oh dog dammit its Road Dogg.

Thats when I sour pussed at the “you still got it chant”.  Seriously.  IT was like with The Rock, he did like 3 moves and two of them were punches.

At least he got beat by the son of a better dancer.  Plus he hit him with that Tony Ja corkscrew elbow of death.

Did Road Dogg just call off Jack Swagger?

King laughing about being eliminated by a woman.  Seriously King, fuck off and don’t ever fuck back on.

WHAT IS THAT NEW WADE BARRETT MUSIC.  He’s like his own unfitting theme.

Otunga is at the most winningest number.

I have a feeling in my gut that The Rock is going to be in this.  Which would be fucking stupid if Cena becomes champion.

Hey, it’s Randy Orton.

It’s the 28th entry and I have no idea who is going to win this.  

OH FUCK I FORGOT JERICHO WAS GOING TO BE IN IT IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD.

HOW DOES BIG SHOW GET THE 30TH SPOT?

ALL THE AIR HAS BEEN LET OUT OF THE ROOM.  NO POP FOR SHOW.

let Jericho win this thing

let him win it.

Cmon.

THATS HOW MIZ AND CODY GET THROWN OUT?

NOOOO ZIGGLER.

Final Four: Sheamus, Jericho, Orton, Show

LET JERICHO WIN

it’s like one of the last things he hasn’t done.

jericho and sheamus

I CANT LOSE

GO JERICHO GO

GO JERICHO GO

GO

JERICHO

GO

COME ON

STOP POINTING AND THROW SHEAMUS OUT

IM SORRY ISABELLA

JERICHO

RECLAIM YOUR SPOT

FIGHT BRYAN OR PUNK

WIN THIS MATCH

CMON

NO

NONONONONONO SHEAMUS NO CMON NO

NONONONONONONO

OH SHIT

HES ALMOST OUT!

COME ON

yeah, the walls

OH MY DONT HBK THIS 

GET AWAY FROM THE APRON

C-C-C-C-C-CODEBREAKERRRRRRR

DONT PIN HIM YOU SILLY

SHEAMUS IS PUNCH DRUNK, YOU GOT HIM.

COME ON

JUST WIN THE FUCKING RUMBLE

NO NO NO NO NO NO

FUCKING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I guess I’m okay with this.  I wanted Jericho.  

And what does this mean with Jericho?  what have the last few weeks been about then?

Well.  See you at Mania Fella.  Isabella is going to lose her damn mind.

Now that we have confirmed that Jericho is trolling us

This might be the beginning of the greatest thing ever.

Also, did you guys see that new titantron he had?  It was ridiculous.

Here’s hoping he doesn’t actually let that entrance overstay it’s welcome too long.

I’m glad those acting classes he talked about in Undisputed are paying off.

Do not misunderstand

It is because I love Punk and Jericho more than words can say that I want them to stick to what they say and make things interesting again.  I want them to be interesting again.  I know the god tier they can reach, and if they can both just remember that they’re really just a couple of marks that hit it big, they can bring us some great stuff coming into WrestleMania.

Punk rewarded me for my Faith.  Let’s see if the King of the World can do the same again.

You know what? Let’s talk about Chris Jericho again.

You want to talk about lifting things from your elders? Fucking Fozzy.

-Fozzy started out as a cover band.

-Their name. Come on.

-Their image has old school metal written all over it, from his singing to the leather pants.

If we’re going to start shitting on everybody for borrowing things, Jericho, then you might as well invalidate Ric Flair’s whole career.

Gah. It’s hard to be your fan sometimes.

I just wrote this on my job app

in the part where they want you to tell you extra things and why you are right for the job, blah blah.

I wrote.

“I’m the best in the world at what I do.”

Yhup.