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Aug. 15, 11

10:20 PM

May the Lord smile...and the Devil have mercy: Something happened

summerslam:

garciansmith:

summerslam:

garciansmith:

I don’t know, my eyes got heavy.

Wrestling makes me cry sometimes.

I think I just realized that I’ve gotten pretty much everything I’ve ever wanted in wrestling at this point. I’m fully fulfilled. I’ll never get Eddie/HBK, I’ll never get Sting/Rock, but I just got Punk and Nash having a mic…

Vinnie Vegas was that important to you?

I’m only 20 years old.

So Big Sexy was important to me.

Long story.

I was just kidding. My brother had the biker gloves purchased at a house show.

Why not just buy regular bike gloves…?

(via summerslam-deactivated20130429)

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10:17 PM

May the Lord smile...and the Devil have mercy: Something happened

summerslam:

garciansmith:

I don’t know, my eyes got heavy.

Wrestling makes me cry sometimes.

I think I just realized that I’ve gotten pretty much everything I’ve ever wanted in wrestling at this point. I’m fully fulfilled. I’ll never get Eddie/HBK, I’ll never get Sting/Rock, but I just got Punk and Nash having a mic…

Vinnie Vegas was that important to you?

I’m only 20 years old.

So Big Sexy was important to me.

Long story.

(via summerslam-deactivated20130429)

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10:11 PM

Something happened

I don’t know, my eyes got heavy.

Wrestling makes me cry sometimes.

I think I just realized that I’ve gotten pretty much everything I’ve ever wanted in wrestling at this point.  I’m fully fulfilled.  I’ll never get Eddie/HBK, I’ll never get Sting/Rock, but I just got Punk and Nash having a mic exchange.  

I hate Alberto del Rio.  And I don’t mean like I hate him, because I really love him.  I mean I hate him because the ending of SummerSlam made me into a Little Jimmy.  And now my current Hero is interacting with one of my childhood heroes.  And I can’t handle it.

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Aug. 14, 11

11:02 PM

droptoehold:

We should have seen this coming…

I’m confused.

droptoehold:

We should have seen this coming…

I’m confused.

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08:31 PM

the-bloody-heartland:

Faith.
Also, grew a heel beard as best I could for this.

Not even a mosquito bite cane ruin my pics in this shirt.
ARE YOU SERIOUS MOSQUIBRO?

the-bloody-heartland:

Faith.

Also, grew a heel beard as best I could for this.

Not even a mosquito bite cane ruin my pics in this shirt.

ARE YOU SERIOUS MOSQUIBRO?

(Source: the-old-bloody-heartland)

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08:25 PM

the-bloody-heartland:

I’m ready for tonight.

the-bloody-heartland:

I’m ready for tonight.

(Source: the-old-bloody-heartland)

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Aug. 12, 11

06:48 PM

This is probably what I should have posted.  I should have just gonged her and have been done with it.

It’s not an unpopular opinion.  It’s an unfounded one.  And nobody makes unfounded statements about one of the most important wrestlers of the last decade the same day I get my new kick ass shirt.

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06:38 PM

The best line from that CM Punk post was

stylesclash:

“Yes, it hurts to see Phil, being Cm Punk”

I wonder if she realises that Punk was still Punk in ROH. He was never ‘Phil’. You don’t know Phil Brooks, girl. I also wonder if she realises that WWE wrestlers work a very different style to ROH wrestlers; it has nothing to do with being lazy. Ughhh.

I don’t care if someone doesn’t like a particular wrestler, I just don’t like when they have stupid/nonsensical reasons for not liking them. 

God, CM Punk is so boring now.  He should be getting in fans faces and telling them to go fuck themselves.  This storyline sucks too.  He had way better stories in ROH.  Like, remember when he was going to leave ROH with their World Title and go to the WWE?  That was so awesome, not like the shit they’re doing now.

She really needs to save Phil.  If anybody can it’s her.  They are clearly kindred spirits and should go ride bikes and watch Cubs games.

Yes, it hurts to see Phil, being Cm Punk

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06:28 PM

I would like everyone who asked me & reblogged me, who said Cm Punk hadn’t changed, to Think back, rewatch or go newly watch his ROH days. IF you can’t see the diffrence, i would like you to stop watching wrestling because you’re blind ;)

secretslytherin:



You mean when he was still sloppy at times?

He should be wrestling 30 to 60 minute matches all the time in the WWE!  How lazy!

And fuck telling a story, he should just do more moves!  MITB sucked, he didn’t even use the Pepsi Plunge!  What a DUD!

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06:23 PM

all that i'm after, is a life full of laughter.: I AM getting sick of seeing Cm Punk!

secretslytherin:

I agree with A LOT of what he says, i’ve been shouting it from the roofs for god knows how long now.
But its all scripted & he’s just such a douche, it hurts.
I wish they’d stop trying to make him god & have him do what he does best.

He needs to stop being a lazy wrestler these days too, i miss…

>calling CM Punk ‘Phil”

>Making irrelevant and unfair comparisons between indie wrestling and mainstream wrestling

>Complaining about a heel being a douche

>Complaining about wrestling being scripted

>Calling a man that eats, drinks, sleeps and breathes wrestling ‘lazy’.

>Implying an understanding of what is going on in the mind of a complete stranger

I’m replying in a petty way to keep everything lighthearted.  You’re certainly entitled to your opinion, but it is a whacky and unrealistic one I think.  I was this close to using my ol’ THISPLACESUCKS.gif of Punk, but since this is tumblr and not the normal IWC, I’d rather like to congratulate you for going above and beyond some of the more run of the mill attempts people make to shit up the TWC.

Grats to that.  Go have not fun somewhere else.  Maybe hop on twitter and try to save the Savior from himself?  Make sure you call him by his real name when you do it, he’ll clearly understand the personal relationship you guys have, quickly sign an ROH contract on the WWE Championship and everything will be awesome again.

And then maybe John Cena will let his heel persona shine through.

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05:44 PM

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Aug. 11, 11

02:40 PM

The Tumbling Tumbleweed

Somewhat out East there was this fella… fella I wanna tell ya about.  Fella by the name of Phil Brooks.  At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself.

Mr. Brooks, he called himself “The Punk”.  Now, “Punk” - that’s a name no one would self-apply where I come from.  But then there was a lot about the Punk that didn’t make a whole lot of sense.  And a lot about where he worked, likewise.  But then again, maybe that’s why I found the place so darned interestin’.  They call the WWE the “Leader in Global Entertainment.”  I didn’t find it to be that, exactly.  But I’ll allow there are some talented workers there.  ’Course I can’t say I’ve seen Mexico, and I ain’t never been to Japan.  And I ain’t never seen no Joshi in her damned undies, so the feller says.  But I’ll tell you what - after seeing the WWE, and this here story they’re about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin’ every bit as stupefyin’ as you’d see in any of them other places.  And in English, too.  So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin’ like the good Lord gypped me.  

Now this here story they’re about to unfold took place back in the early 2010s - just about the time of our conflict with Hogan and the Hardys.  I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero?  But sometimes, there’s a man.  And I’m talkin’ about the Punk here.  Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place.  He fits right in there.  And that’s the Punk, in the WWE.  And even if he’s a lazy man - and the Punk was most certainly that.  Quite possibly the laziest in all of Chicago, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man.

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02:18 PM

I wont say a hero, ‘cause what’s a hero?

Watching all of this Jeff Hardy reminds me off all the stupid things he was saying and doing just 9 months or so ago.

Then I think about where everybody is now.  Matt and Jeff aren’t on tv and CM Punk is about to headline one of the biggest WWE ppvs as the WWE champion with one of the biggest stars of all time in John Cena.

I feel that the last time we see CM Punk, when the time comes that he finally disappears into the Chicago night for good, it will be in a way appropriate for him.  Either getting his comeuppance or receiving the respect he deserves in some fashion.  Whatever it may be, it will certainly be better than the last we saw of Matt teaming with Chris Harris or Jeff Hardy at Victory Road.

This isn’t a petty post, this isn’t a ‘let’s all laugh at the Hardys again’ joke, but I think there is something to be said about people that make the right decisions in their lives.  And that isn’t a statement on drug use, it’s a statement on life.  

But who knows, maybe the Hardys did make the best decisions for themselves.  Maybe it’s best that they got away, even in shame and embarrassment.  We’ll see.

In all, it’s nice to see people like Punk that worked hard and stuck it out eventually getting what they want.  Especially in a world of Hardy Boys and people like them.  What is happening now is a validation of the decisions Punk has made in his life.  He stayed true to himself and was a success by being himself, for better or worse.  It is an inspiration to people like me that want to do things in their own way.  Jeff Hardy also was a success with his own approach to life and to a significantly lesser extent, Matt, but then something happened.  

I don’t think we’ll have to say the same thing about CM Punk.  I don’t think we’ll ever get a “Where are they now?” article about CM Punk.  I don’t think CM Punk will be opening car dealerships or doing rent a center commercials.  I don’t think CM Punk will make a series of unapologetic embarrassing public displays.  I think CM Punk is someone we can hang out hats on.  

There is a risk in proclaiming a wrestler as your favorite.  It takes a piece of your heart.  It makes what happens to them later all the more difficult.  I think what is great about guys like CM Punk is that we don’t have to worry about all that.  He may hurt our feelings, but we will never have to be apologist for him or for liking him.  In that respect, he’s a lot like John Cena.  

I think WWE is done with paper heroes like Jeff Hardy, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, etc.  All of those guys have let their fans down in a lot of ways.  Shawn Michaels used to be that guy.  We have champions now that might finally kill the saying that you should never meet your heroes.  We have heroes we can proudly claim allegiance to.

And so I apologize to the people that had a hero in the Hardys and have to hold your hand over your face during every ridiculous youtube video.  I apologize to the people that had a hero in Randy Orton and have to cover your ears when he goes on an ill advised verbal bowl movement.

There are heroes.  But sometimes there’s a man…sometimes there’s a man.  

My hero is CM Punk.

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