February 2012
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“WWF was the best title for the World Wrestling Federation, until the World...”
– One of the many completely fucking stupid youtube comments I see everyday of my life.
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New CM Punk shirt. →
I happen to really like it, and might even buy it if Punk gets his shit together and stops being terrible.
However, Dolph Ziggler still only has terrible shirts. It just isn’t fair.
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So he Sin Cara coat is on clearence →
dare I?
January 2012
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Fair to Flair: Sunday Afternoon Smackdown 1/27/11... →
femmejomo:
fairtoflair:
This is the Special 1st Edition Edition with Holofoil FairToFlair Trading Card featuring Mitch and KSP riding a Pikachu themed roller coaster together.
This feature will normally appear on Sundays.
Sunday Night Smackdown smacks you down in our trademark WOO! Vs BOO! format. Everything…
This may be the best Smackdown review I have ever read.
Thank you!
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I feel bad that I can't live blog with you guys
But I’ll have you all know that I marked as much as I could in the pure silence of my film analysis class when Kharma came out.
Also, for when Ziggler almost won the title.
And when Bryan retained.
Oh dog dammit its Road Dogg.
Thats when I sour pussed at the “you still got it chant”. Seriously. IT was like with The Rock, he did like 3 moves and two of them were punches.
...
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“Then, he talked. He brought it back around to the cryptic videos that advertised...”
– Brandon, Best and Worst of RAW 1/23/12 Now I’m sad.
people are upset that punk called beth a douche?
idontlikewrestling:
is this really a thing?? cmon, wrestling fans, what are you doing
I know, it’s super weird to most people.
It being a person having opinions about their past relationship partners that we have no knowledge of the personal interactions of.
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I really wish that scene ended with Cena listening...
while the “Never Give Up” armband is clearly visible. Not with Josh showing up and then Cena getting Swagger’s twitching powers.
Watching RAW...
man, it really is all the pits for Punk, isn’t it?
I feel so bad for his character. I really do.
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Dolph Ziggler calling out Cena's awkward run is...
Entertaining the idea that he could be defending a championship against Foley is hilarious.
CM Punk shitting it up is not so good.
>why does it matter if Ziggler is hiding behind a woman? It should be the hiding behind somebody thing that matter, but is it that it’s a woman that is so disgusting to you Punk?
>Who gives a shit about pink shirts, Punk?
>Crossdresser? Really?
...
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“Best: CM Punk, Still Wrestling’s Best Heel
The ending to Raw was great....”
– Best and Worst of RAW 1/16/11
logged on twitter for the first time in awhile
to tell cm punk that he’s being a macho douche bag and that he needs to stop.
it’s a pink shirt you fucking dick.
lol evan bourne
reach for the stars kid.
fuck your career more.
I’d be sad for him if weed as like, a grossly addictive substance.
I feel worse for Kofi.
ACE CRUSHER TO PUNK. DO IT MOTHERFUCKER
Foley would know a bit about kissing asses.
OH SHIT JOHNNY ACE IS YELLING.
And Foley using Jericho language.
Oh it’s finally out. Ace is out as heel.
And Ace has a point. We’ve been making fun of him for years.
stylesclash:
Arrive. Sparkle. Leave.
Arrive. Cry. Leave.
Arrive. Tag. Leave.
Ahhhh.
This really is the best thing in the world.
Not that Jericho needs an ego boost, but hes doing nothing and doing more than everybody else. It’s fantastic.
ARRIVE. JERICHO. TAG OUT.
TEAM BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT THEY DO!
FUCK ALL YOUR ENTRANCES IM CHRIS JERICHO
cept Punk.
EVERYONE I LOVE IS IN THIS MATCH
TAG TEAM PARTNER??!?!??!
DREAM
TEAM
Bryan appreciates AJ's love
but does not feel obligated to return it.
Important lesson about entrapment folks.
HOLY SHIT IS JERICHO GOING TO WRESTLE BRYAN AGAIN HOLY SHIT
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Seriously, AJ looked like a crash test dummy in...
She rolled like a trailer in a hurricane.
Or Curt Hennig.
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Was that his thigh fat rippling into his dick?
YOU SHOULD GET HIM.
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SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA
John Cena has done worse things
Just over a year ago even.
HE BURIED A DEFENSELESS MAN IN CHAIRS YOU BASTARDS
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badgabe answered your question: here for the last hour
you’re on tumblr, just scroll down the wwe feed and you will be informed
I thought I’d ask my followers for a more short and concise summary rather than wade through ‘OMG WTF’ on the tag with my slow computer.
But thank you for the snarky and slightly unhelpful answer all the same.
edit:
stylesclash answered...
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here for the last hour
what happened in the first hour of RAW? I saw the over the top rope thing and heard Swagger has the belt he was born to wear (finally) but what else?
MAPLE LEAVES: Del Rio won. →
stylesclash:
fabledassassin:
ladycastiel-:
Get over it.
That is one big ass cop-out. GET OVER IT.
You’re right, it’s a huge cop out. But so is supporting your argument about why Del Rio shouldn’t have won with “I don’t like him” or “he is still new”.
I understand where you (and the other people complaining about the finish) are coming from; hot-shotting wrestlers is usually a bad...
I now return to not being able to live blog RAW
I’m sorry my babies. You’ll hear from me more soon. God, can’t even live blog ppvs with this shit internet either. I need to find a new way to blog. Changes to come.
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"You damn right who the hell does he thing he...
fuck I love Bully Ray. Everyone is jealous of his trending on twitter.
Calves and Abs.
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I have a very bad feeling
that Jeff Hardy is going to win the championship back at Victory Road.
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This might be the laziest Monsters Ball match I've...
that board almost going into the crowd was a little scary though.
I know Bully can do good garbage. That match with AJ months back was pretty fun. This is just lazy bringing stuff out, not using it and punch walking.
And tacks, now.
EDIT: Cheese grater to the nuts. Not cool.
thesquaredcircle replied to your post: Cody is going to pull an Ultimate Warrior
WHEN THE SMOKE AND THE MIRRORS COLLIDE IN THE FIRES OF DEEP SPACE WITHIN THE MIND OF THE WARRIOR
Squared is still ten million times the blogger that any of you could ever hope to be.
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Ion does a big corkscrew flip
misses A Double and Kash almost completely and splats on the mat on the outside.
That was really not smart and shitty.
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Starting Genesis before I go to Swamp Con
watching it dressed as a super hero while I eat lance crackers
AJ rag dolled
thank you Big Show for not killing her.
gotta keep big show strong
blargh no sell chair shots im big show u suk dickbutt
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Please, please, please.
thebrunettemaryse:
Let Brodus Clay be at the Smackdown taping in Newark on March 20.
I will lose my shit. And dance the whole night.
I decided.
If Funkasaurus is still a thing come Mania, somebody is going to have to get the theme on their phone or something so we can have a TWC Funk Out.
SOMEBODY CALL OUR MOMMAS
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Naomi is one of the best on the women's roster
add dancing to those reasons.
Did Aksana just say she likes to commit hate crimes.
OH IT ISN'T JUST SHOWING THE DEBUT
ITS MORE FUNK
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA
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David Otunga just won a match
he beat a guy with a snake on his arm.
The Lawyer Who Never Wrestles and Always Loses just beat the guy you couldn’t beat, Drew Mac.
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aww Daniel is jealous
awww, Daniel is being a jerk
It’s like.
Fuck, I’m having an emotional reaction outside of “that guy wrestles really well”.
And Show’s response is getting more spot on.
I’m really liking it.
Fuck I want that best matches of 2011 dvd too.
This jobber shit on SD is getting out of control
They’re letting one World Title match anchor the whole show.
Drew will probably lose this match too.
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Cody is going to pull an Ultimate Warrior
place your jokes here.
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AJ LOVES BRYAN
OH MY GOD
ALL MY FEELS
A DANIEL TELLS HER “THANKS”
fangirling so hard right now